Skylar comes into my office complaining about what a bad morning she is having. Even her shoes are dirty, which really upsets her.
I explain to her that here at The Mean Girls Offices, I have installed a "shoe shine slave" for all of us to use!
I lead her over to the water cooler where I have left it kneeling, waiting for its next "customer". We snap our fingers and it instantly gets to work cleaning our work pumps- with its TONGUE!
It just feels so good to make some inferior male loser lap at your work pumps and CLEAN them with its tongue...
GODDESS PLATINUM