Mom finds “Extra large” condoms in your pants while doing your laundry and decides to talk to you about it. Look, she’s happy you’re using protection and it’s understandable that you want to sound impressive at the store, but protection is more important than ego and you need to be getting ones that fit. She doesn’t believe you when you assure her you do fit, so makes you let her put one on for you. Surprised and impressed that it fits like a glove, mom suggests it’s about time you know what sex feels like without the restriction of a condom.